Hey all, Kate here. I’m taking a moment from writing my thrilling article about the power-washing of Sanborn Hall to announce that People Magazine has gone to pot.
I seem to remember the news magazine featured actual news, like presidential addresses or war updates. But today at the gym, I saw a seriously horrifying (and hyped-up) People cover. Heidi Montag and her 3945803 plastic surgeries? And a few weeks before that: Kate Gosselin’s freakin’ hair extensions?
Another common cover: some almost under-the-radar celeb declares announces that they’re gay. Where’s the REAL news?! People Magazine, I thought you were better than OK! and US Weekly… but even US Weekly has featured a politician (okay, so it was Sarah Palin and the title was “Babies, Lies and Scandal,” but still) on its cover!!
Anyway, back to finishing my article that was due a few minutes ago.





